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DNR.AUTHOR INDEX

DAN HON

NO↱

NEIN↱

NON↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT EXPLAIN FASCISM TO ME↱

ANTWORTE NICHT MIT EINER ERKLÄRUNG DES FASCHISMUS↱

NE PAS RÉPONDRE PAR UNE LEÇON SUR LE FASCISME↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO DENY MY LIVED EXPERIENCE↱

ANTWORTE NICHT MIT EINER ABWERTUNG MEINER EHRFAHRUNG↱

NE RÉPONDEZ PAS SI C’EST POUR NIER MON VÉCU↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM↱

ANTWORTE NICHT, UM MIR ZU SAGEN, DASs DU DAS PROBLEM NICHT HAST↱

NE RÉPONDEZ PAS POUR ME DIRE QUE VOUS N’AVEZ PAS CE PROBLÈME↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT GIVE ME MEDICAL ADVICE↱

ANTWORTE NICHT MIT MEDIZINISCHEM RAT↱

NE RÉPONDEZ PAS AVEC CONSEIL MÉDICAL↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU HAVE DIRECT EXPERIENCE↱

ANTWORTE NICHT, WENN DU KEINE DIREKTE ERFAHRUNG HAST↱

NE RÉPONDEZ PAS SAUF SI VOUS AVEZ UNE EXPÉRIENCE DIRECTE↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT EXPLAIN CAPITALISM TO ME↱

ANTWORTE NICHT MIT EINER ERKLÄRUNG DES KAPITALISMUS↱

NE PAS RÉPONDRE PAR UNE LEÇON SUR LE CAPITALISME↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT EXPLAIN ENSHITTIFICATION TO ME↱

ANTWORTE NICHT MIT EINER ERKLÄRUNG VON ENSCHEISS- IFIZIERUNG ↱

NE PAS RÉPONDRE PAR UNE LEÇON SUR LA MERDIFICATION↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT MANSPLAIN MY POST BACK TO ME↱

ANTWORTE NICHT MIT EINER HERRKLÄRUNG DESSEN WAS ICH GESCHRIEBEN HABE↱

NE PAS RÉPONDRE POUR ME MECSPLIQUER MON PROPRE MESSAGE↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT SUGGEST OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE↱

ANTWORTE NICHT MIT EINEM OPEN-SOURCE SOFTWARE- VORSCHLAG↱

NE RÉPONDEZ PAS POUR ME DIRE D’UTILISER UN LOGICIEL OPEN SOURCE↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT SUGGEST SOFTWARE↱

ANTWORTE NICHT MIT EINEM SOFTWARE-VORSCHLAG↱

NE RÉPONDEZ PAS AVEC UNE SUGGESTION DE LOGICIEL↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST

KEINE ANTWORT NOTWENDIG↱

INUTILE DE RÉPONDRE↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT COMMENT ON MY COMPLAINING OUT LOUD↱

KEINE ANTWORT  AUF MEINE BESCHWERDE ERFORDERLICH↱

NE PAS RÉPONDRE, JE NE FAIS QUE ME PLAINDRE, JE NE DEMANDE D’AIDE À PERSONNE↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT TELL ME WHY THE THING I LIKE IS BAD↱

ANTWORTE NICHT, UM MIR ZU ERZÄHLEN, DASS   DU NICHT MAGST WAS ICH MAG↱

NE PAS RÉPONDRE POUR ME DIRE QU’UNE CHOSE QUI ME PLAÎT EST MAUVAISE↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT COMMENT ON MY OBSERVATION↱

ANWORTE NICHT AUF MEINE BEOBACHTUNG ↱

NE COMMENTEZ PAS MON REMARQUE↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HELP↱

ANWORTE NICHT MIT EINEM HILFSANGEBOT↱

NE TENTEZ PAS D’AIDER↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DAN HON

DO NOT NEEDLESSLY SPOIL THIS BEAUTIFUL THERAPEUTIC RANT WITH YOUR REPLY

DAN HON

DO USE DO NOT REPLY CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES↱

BENUTZE DIESE KARTEN FÜR BESSERE REAKTIONEN↱

UTILISEZ DES CARTES POUR DE MEILLEURES RÉPONSES↱

DE TRANSLATIOR: KEVIN KRAUSE

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

I APOLOGIZE, BUT I AM UNABLE TO ASSIST WITH THIS REQUEST TO CREATE A DO NOT REPLY CARD↱ 

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

PLEASE PROVIDE THE ORIGINAL DO NOT REPLY TEXT YOU WANT ME TO REWRITE FOR MCSWEENEY’S↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

DO NOT REPLYTO EXPLAIN THAT LLMS ARE STOCHASTIC PARROTS, FOREVER UNABLE TO ACHIEVE CONSCIOUSNESS↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

DO NOT REPLY TO BLAME BAD COPY ON LLMS INSTEAD OF HUMANS↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

DO NOT REPLY WITH LOW-QUALITY TEXT AS THAT PREVENTS IMPROVEMENT OF MY LANGUAGE MODEL↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

PLEASE, RESIST FANNING THE FANS OF THIS DIGITAL DIATRIBE↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

NO OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE TALK, PLEASE RESPECT MY STATED PREFERENCES↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

SURE, AS AN AI SOFTWARE MODEL I CAN HELP YOU REQUEST PEOPLE NOT SUGGEST SOFTWARE↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

CERTAINLY, AS AN AI I CAN ASSIST WITH DESIGNING A CARD TO STOP PEOPLE FROM EXPLAINING ENSHITTIFICATION↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

YES, I CAN ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW CAN I TELL PEOPLE NOT TO TELL ME WHY THE THING I LIKE IS BAD↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

OF COURSE, HERE IS A CARD DIRECTING PEOPLE NOT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT HELP↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

CERTAINLY, HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF REQUESTING THAT PEOPLE RESPECT YOUR LIVED EXPERIENCE↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

SURE, HERE IS SOME COPY REQUESTING PEOPLE NOT MANSPLAIN YOUR POST BACK TO YOU, A WOMAN↱

DO NOT REPLY LLM 1.0

OK, AS AN AI I CAN WRITE A CARD TO TELL PEOPLE TO USE CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES ↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO TRIVIALIZE ABUSE AND HARM↱

DAN HON

DO NOT EXPLAIN THAT QUEERNESS IS A CHOICE↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU FEEL THREATENED BY MY QUEERNESS↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY WITH PSEUDOSCIENCE↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY EXCLUSION AND BIAS HAS NEVER BEEN A PROBLEM FOR YOU↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO REMIND ME YOU ARE AN ALLY↱

DAN HON

DO NOT MISTAKENLY BELIEVE THEY CARE WHAT YOU THINK↱

DAN HON

DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU, A CORPORATION, ARE DOING FOR PRIDE↱

DYLAN MAHLER

DO NOT MENTION YOUR QUEER FRIEND EVERY TIME YOU HEAR PRIDE↱

DYLAN MAHLER

DO NOT ASK ME  IF I WANT KIDS↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE BEING GAY AND DOING CRIMES↱

DAN HON

IT’S RUDE TO YUCK SOMEONE’S YUM↱

DAN HON

NOBODY ASKED  YOU TO DEFEND  J. K. ROWLING,  SO DON’T↱

DAN HON

DO NOT SUGGEST A GENDER OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION↱

DAN HON

DO NOT TELL ME THERE IS A RIGHT WAY OR A WRONG WAY TO BE QUEER↱

FLORIAN

DO REPLY WITH  THAT MISSING  CARD YOU MADE JUST FOR ME↱

DAN HON

DO BRING THE JOY BACK↱

FLORIAN

DO COME ALONG ON THIS RIDE WITH ME↱

Florian Fangohr

DO REPLY WITH A WAVE FROM OVER THERE

DAN HON

DO STILL WRITE BACK BECAUSE IT’S NEVER TOO LATE↱

DAN HON

DO KINDLY EXPLAIN THE JOKE TO ME BECAUSE I GENUINELY DID NOT GET IT↱

DAN HON

DO READ THAT AGAIN JUST IN CASE YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND IT↱

DAN HON

DO REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF AND STOP DOOMSCROLLING↱

DAN HON

DO REMEMBER TO DRINK THE WATER THAT HAS BEEN SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU FOR THE LAST FEW HOURS↱

FLORIAN

DO REPLY WITH THAT EXCELLENT MOCKTAIL RECIPE↱

FLORIAN

DO REPLY WITH  A FANCY COCKTAIL RECIPE↱

DAN HON

DO REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE WHOLESOME PALATE CLEANSERS↱

DAN HON

DO REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE MAP↱

DAN HON

DO REPLY WITH THAT EARLY INTERNET DONGLE CRACK↱

FLORIAN

DO LIST THE OPTICAL DISCS THAT MUST ABSOLUTELY BE IN MY COLLECTION↱

FLORIAN

DO TAKE ME ALL THE WAY BACK  TO GURU MEDITATION↱

DAN HON

DO PASTE YOUR FAVORITE AUDIO STREAM↱

DAN HON

DO POST THE LATEST INDIE VIDEO-GAME YOU LOVE↱

DAN HON

DO REPLY WITH YOUR BOOKMARKS HTML SLASH OPML FILE↱

DAN HON

DO REPLY WITH A SURPRISING  RSS FEED FROM YOUR STASH↱

DAN HON

DO PASS ON THE  BEST TITLES FROM YOUR READING LIST↱

DAN HON

DO TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE STORY ABOUT PUBLIC LIBRARIES↱

DAN HON

DO REPLY WITH HOW THIS ONE TRICK WILL CURE MY WRITER’S BLOCK↱

DAN HON

DO TELL ME ABOUT CROWDFUNDED PROJECTS THAT NEED SOME LOVE↱

DAN HON

DO TELL ME YOUR LATEST INDIE TABLETOP GAME OBSESSION↱

DAN HON

DO REPLY WITH YOUR FAVORITE DIGITAL ART↱

DAN HON

DO POST WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO MAKE YOUR FIRST WEBSITE ↱

DAN HON

DO POST ABOUT THE BEST DAYS OF THE INTERNET BEING AHEAD OF US ↱

DAN HON

DO SHOW YOUR LOVE FOR INDEPENDENTLY OWNED ONLINE MEDIA↱

DAN HON

DO POST ABOUT HOW VIEW SOURCE CHANGED EVERYTHING↱

DAN HON

DO POST ABOUT HOW WE TAKE BACK  THE INTERNET TOGETHER↱

DAN HON

DO POST YOUR SUPPORT FOR INDEPENDENT ARTISTS AND CREATORS↱

DAN HON

DO POST ABOUT THE INTERNET BEING THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAy↱

DAN HON

DO REMEMBER WHAT MAKES THE INTERNET GREAT↱

DAN HON

DO YOUR THING TED↱

DAN HON

DO YOUR THING DH↱

DAN HON

DO URGENTLY FIGURE OUT THE DATABASE STRUCTURE BEFORE POSTING ALL DAY↱

Dan Hon / Florian Fangohr

DO NOT FORGET THAT EDGE CASES ARE PEOPLE↱

Dan Hon / Florian Fangohr

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY WE WILL GET  TO PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES LATER↱

Dan Hon / Florian Fangohr

DO NOT FORGET TO CONSIDER THE ENVIRONMENTAL COST OF YOUR LATEST OBSESSION↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT LET ME FIND OUT THAT YOU ONLY SOLICITED FEEDBACK FROM EASY-TO-FIND CAUCASIAN MALES↱

SNEK

DO NOT REPLY TO ASK ME TO PHOTOSHOP THE WATERMARK↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT LOCK DESIGNERS OUT  OF YOUR COMPANY FIGMA WITHOUT WARNING↱

Dan Hon

DO NOT TELL ME THAT YOUR SUPPLIER ONBOARDING AND INVOICING PROCESS IS EASY TO USE↱

Louis-Jean Teitelbaum

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY TO DISREGARD THE RESEARCH↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT FORGET THAT DESIGNERS ARE NOT JUST RESOURCES↱

Dan Hon

DO NOT ASK ME TO FIX YOUR SLOP↱

Jenni Leder

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME YOU ALREADY DID THIS FASTER WITH GENERATIVE AI↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT TELL ME WE CANNOT AFFORD TO MEET THE PEOPLE WHO USE OUR PRODUCTS↱

SNEK

DO NOT REPLY WITH THE LATEST GREAT IDEA THE CHATBOT PRODUCED↱

SNEK

DO NOT REPLY WITH THAT UNIQUE IDEA THE CHATBOT PRODUCED↱

Dan Hon / Florian Fangohr

DO NOT TELL ME YOU WAITED UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO LOOP IN ENGINEERING↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT FORGET TO GIVE YOUR CLIENTS YOUR BEST ADVICE ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS HARD↱

Dan Hon / Florian Fangohr

DO NOT LABEL YOUR INTERFACE ELEMENTS WITH YES NO CANCEL IT IS THE 21ST CENTURY↱

Dan Hon / Florian Fangohr

DO NOT REPLY TO SHOW ME WHERE DESIGN REPORTS INTO ENGINEERING ON THE ORG CHART↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT TELL ME TO ADD SURPRISE AND DELIGHT↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME YOU NEED IT NOW AND YOU NEED IT CHEAP↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME THIS PRO BONO WORK WILL LOOK GREAT IN MY PORTFOLIO↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT ASK FOR AN NDA BEFORE WE TALK BECAUSE TALK IS CHEAP↱

HEY JULES

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY YOU WILL KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT TRY TO EXCITE ME WITH THE CHANCE OF THIS UNPAID INTERVIEW WORK GETTING SHIPPED↱

DAN HON

DO NOT TELL ME THAT THE LAST MINUTE CHANGE  YOU SENT IN A !! PRIORITY EMAIL IS STRATEGIC↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT FORGET TO REMIND THE TEAM THAT CANDID DOES NOT MEAN WITHOUT CARE↱

MIKE MONTEIRO

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME THAT DESIGN IS MY PASSION↱

ERIKA HALL

DO NOT FORGET THAT THE BUSINESS MODEL IS THE GRID↱

F6X

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY LOREM  IPSUM IS FINE↱

DAN HON

DO REMEMBER THAT THE HOVERING ART DIRECTOR IS OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE AN AARP MEMBERSHIP NOW SO WHAT IS YOUR EXCUSE↱

Florian Fangohr

DO REMEMBER THAT LOOKING AMAZING IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS ACTUALLY WORKING↱

Cody Peterson

DO NOT REPLY WITH A FEW ALTERNATIVE SKETCHES THAT YOU DID YOURSELF↱

Cody Peterson

DO NOT REPLY WITH CONFLICTING FEEDBACK FROM EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR TEAM↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT REPLY TO REQUEST LOGO INFLATION↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT REPLY  TO TELL ME MY SCRATCH DISKS  ARE FULL ↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT TELL ME TO PUT STUFF THERE JUST BECAUSE THERE IS NO STUFF THERE↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT REPLY WITH THE FREE FONT YOU FOUND TO USE INSTEAD↱

Florian Fangohr

DO NOT FORGET THAT THE WORK GETS BETTER WHEN YOU SOLICIT DISSENT↱

DAN HON

DO NOT EMAIL ME TO SAY SEVERAL PEOPLE WERE TYPING ↱

DAN HON

DO NOT FORGET THAT DETAILS MATTER↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT REPLY TO ASK ME TO WRITE THAT DESIGN BRIEF FOR YOU↱

F6X

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY THE COLOR LOOKS DIFFERENT ON YOUR SCREEN↱

MARTH VADER

DO NOT RESPOND TO TELL ME YOU TOOK A DESIGN CLASS THAT TIME↱

MARTH VADER

DO NOT FINAL#-FINAL#-V#.#_INITIALS-MM.DD.YY_REV#- COPY 2.PDF MY FILES↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT MAKE ME WRITE BACK WITH THAT DESIGNER PRICING MEME↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT FORGET THAT DESIGN IS TRUTHSEEKING↱

FLORIAN

DO REMEMBER THE DESIGN COMMUNITY IS STRONGER TOGETHER↱

DAN HON

DO REMEMBER THATTHE DESIGN COMMUNITY STARTS WITH HOW WE TREAT EACH OTHER↱

FLORIAN

DO REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE  FOR THE WORK YOU SHIP↱ Copy

Cody Peterson

DO REPLY WITH CONSOLIDATED FEEDBACK FROM YOUR TEAM↱

FLORIAN

DO REPLY TO SUGGEST HANGING PUNCTUATION↱

FLORIAN

DO EXPLAIN THIS ICON WAS CORRECTED FOR OPTICS AND SHOW US HOW↱

FLORIAN

DO POINT OUT THAT MISSING LIGATURE AND WHAT THAT EVEN IS↱

FLORIAN

DO PAUSE BEFORE YOU RESPOND BECAUSE YOU LISTEN TO UNDERSTAND↱

FLORIAN

DO REVISIT YOUR DEAD DARLINGS AS REMINDER FOR JUST HOW FAR YOU’VE COME↱

FLORIAN

DO KILL YOUR DARLINGS↱

FLORIAN

DO REVEAL YOU ARE THE FINAL GIRL TO FINALLY END THIS HORROR ALREADY↱

Everyone

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY YOU ARE JUDGING OUR CHARACTER BASED ON OUR OCTOBER 2024 SEARCH HISTORY↱

SNEK

DO NOT TELL ME THAT THE MONSTER WAS CAPITALISM ALL ALONG↱

KELLY

DO NOT SAY YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE MAN IN THE RUBBER SUIT BECAUSE WHO ELSE COULD IT BE BUT YOUR HUSBAND↱

SNEK

DO NOT SAY THIS CASTLE IS FULL OF HOT LADIES THAT ONLY GO OUT AT NIGHT↱

DAN HON

DO NOT CHECK TO SEE IF THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE↱

KEELY

DO NOT TELL ME YOU WILL NEED A BIGGER BOAT↱

DYLAN

DO NOT TELL ME NOT TO WORRY THAT THIS BOARDGAME IS JUST A TELEPHONE FOR GHOSTS↱

F6X

DO NOT ASK YOUR BELOVED TO REMOVE THE RIBBON AROUND THEIR NECK↱

Florian

DO NOT TELL ME  NOT TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR INFECTION SAYING YOU ARE DOING GREAT REALLY↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT YELL FROM THE SHOWER TO TELL ME I HAVE MOTHER ISSUES↱

Florian

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME YOU THE BUYER ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WHEN THE BUILDING IS BLEEDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT TELL ME YOU ARE SUPER CUDDLY AND SUPER HUNGRY AND IT’S SUPER LATE AND YOU HAVE TO STAY SUPER DRY↱

SNEK

DO NOT REPLY THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO PLAY WITH ME FOR EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER↱

SNEK

DO NOT REPLY THAT YOUR BROTHER WANTS IN YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW AND HE’S LOOKING VERY PALE↱

Simontology

DO NOT TELL ME YOU BURIED THE EXSANGUINATED BODIES WITH HEADS ON AND ALSO FORGOT TO STUFF THEIR MOUTHS WITH GARLIC↱

Simontology

DO NOT TELL ME  YOU BOUGHT THIS DREAMCATCHER IN A DIRTY SHOP JUST TO END UP TRAPPEP IN YOUR WORST NIGHMARES↱

JAYZOMBIE

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME YOU ARE RUNNING UP THE STAIRS TO SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE ATTACK↱

Simontology

DO NOT ON YOUR LONG DRIVE STOP AT ONLY RESTAURANT FOR MILES CALLED LONG PIG↱

SNEK

DO NOT TELL ME YOU NUKED THE DESERT AND ANGERED THE ANTS↱

SIMONTOLOGY

DO NOT CHANT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR THAT YOU WERE THE BULLIED UNPOPULAR KID↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT TELL ME   YOU PUT DOWN THE DOWNPAYMENT WITH THE INTENT TO SUBDIVIDE THE CEMETERY↱

SNEK

DO NOT TELL ME YOU TOUCHED THE GENTLY FLICKERING SCREEN↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY YOU WILL CHECK OUT THAT NOISE ON YOUR OWN AND WILL BE RIGHT BACK↱

DAN HON

DO NOT THROW THE CONGESTION PRICING YOU AGREED TO UNDER A LITERAL BUS↱

DAN HON

DO NOT TELL ME  NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BELOVED CINEMA CHAIN YOU ARE ABOUT TO RUIN↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING↱

DAN HON

DO NOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING I DO ALL DAY AND SAY IT WILL BE FINE↱

DAN HON

DO NOT SIMPLY CANCEL MY ADOBE SUBSCRIPTION↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT REPLY TO REQUEST PERMISSION TO ACCESS KEYNOTE FILES↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT REPLY EXPLAINING THAT TRAINING AI ON MY WORK PROTECTS MY EMPLOYER BUT NOT ME↱

ERIN KISSANE

DO NOT YELL AT SOMEBODY WORKING THROUGH THEIR GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY↱

DAN HON

DO NOT TELL ME HIGHER TURNOUT STRENGTHENS DEMOCRACIES

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY WITH REASONS NOT TO PACK THE COURT

DAN HON

DO TELL ME HIGHER TURNOUT STRENGTHENS DEMOCRACIES ↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN SECURING POLITICAL RALLY VENUES ↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR GUN CONTROL ↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN ENDPOINT DETECTION RESPONSE SOFTWARE↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE AARON SORKIN↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY WITH YOUR USED COUCH LISTING ↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY ABOUT THE AI  WEARABLE YOU MADE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THERAPY↱

DAN HON

DO NOT USE THE MOON AS YOUR SOLE BACKUP STRATEGY↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO SAY MENSTRUATING IS ABNORMAL AND ICKY↱

DAN HON

THIS WEEK DO REMEMBER YOUR INTERNET HOBBY IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND NOT STRESSFUL↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY ABOUT HOW WEB3  IS GOING GREAT REALLY↱

DAN HON

DO REMEMBER THAT TEEN VOGUE ALWAYS PUTS IN THE WORK↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY WITH YOU GET AN AI YOU GET AN AI YOU GET AN AI YOU GET AN AI YOU GET AN AI YOU GET AN AI YOU GET AN AI YOU GET AN↱

DAN HON

DO NOT PASS THE SKYNET FUNDING BILL TO REMOVE HUMAN DECISIONS FROM STRATEGIC DEFENSE↱

DAN HON

DO REMEMBER THE ALLEGORY OF GABRIEL BELL↱

DAN HON

DO NOT SAY 383,000 K-12 STUDENTS ARE THE COST OF FREEDOM↱

DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME YOUR TRANSITION TEAM DOES NOT HAVE PET MEAT EXPERTS↱

DAN HON

DO HAVE A MENTALLY HEALTHY APPROACH TO AUDIENCE EXPECTATIONS AND YOUR OWN GUILT↱

DAN HON

DO WRITE WEEK OF CARDS COMMENTING ON CURRENT EVENTS WHEN MENTAL HEALTH ALLOWS↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT STOP THE FIGHT TO ABOLISH THE DEATH PENALTY↱

DAN HON

DO NOT APPLY FOR OVER A BILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR YOUR NUCLEAR POWERED TORMENT NEXUS↱

DAN HON

DO REMEMBER THAT IT IS HEALTHY AND GOOD TO TAKE A BREAK IF YOU THERE IS A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW↱

DAN HON

DO NOT SPEND TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS TO PROVE THAT WORDS MEAN NOTHING↱

FLORIAN

DAN HON

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DAN HON

DO NOT REPLY WITH YOUR PET THEORY ABOUT THE ELECTION↱

DAN HON

DO POST YOUR MUTUAL AID REQUESTS↱

FLORIAN

DO NOT TELL US THAT WE LOSE OUR HUMANITY BEHIND THE KEYBOARD ONLY WHEN THAT IS INSURANCE BUSINESS↱

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