DONOTREPLY.
CARDS

DONOTREPLY.
CARDS

DONOTREPLY.
CARDS

donotreply.
CARDS

OK, AS AN AI I CAN WRITE A CARD TO TELL PEOPLE TO USE CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES ↱

donotreply.
CARDS

SURE, HERE IS SOME COPY REQUESTING PEOPLE NOT MANSPLAIN YOUR POST BACK TO YOU, A WOMAN↱

donotreply.
CARDS

CERTAINLY, HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF REQUESTING THAT PEOPLE RESPECT YOUR LIVED EXPERIENCE↱

donotreply.
CARDS

OF COURSE, HERE IS A CARD DIRECTING PEOPLE NOT TO HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU DO NOT WANT HELP↱

donotreply.
CARDS

YES, I CAN ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW CAN I TELL PEOPLE NOT TO TELL ME WHY THE THING I LIKE IS BAD↱

donotreply.
CARDS

CERTAINLY, AS AN AI I CAN ASSIST WITH DESIGNING A CARD TO STOP PEOPLE FROM EXPLAINING ENSHITTIFICATION↱

donotreply.
CARDS

SURE, AS AN AI SOFTWARE MODEL I CAN HELP YOU REQUEST PEOPLE NOT SUGGEST SOFTWARE↱

donotreply.
CARDS

NO OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE TALK, PLEASE RESPECT MY STATED PREFERENCES↱

donotreply.
CARDS

PLEASE, RESIST FANNING THE FANS OF THIS DIGITAL DIATRIBE↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT REPLY WITH LOW-QUALITY TEXT AS THAT PREVENTS IMPROVEMENT OF MY LANGUAGE MODEL↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT REPLY TO BLAME BAD COPY ON LLMS INSTEAD OF HUMANS↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT REPLYTO EXPLAIN THAT LLMS ARE STOCHASTIC PARROTS, FOREVER UNABLE TO ACHIEVE CONSCIOUSNESS↱

donotreply.
CARDS

PLEASE PROVIDE THE ORIGINAL DO NOT REPLY TEXT YOU WANT ME TO REWRITE FOR MCSWEENEY’S↱

donotreply.
CARDS

I APOLOGIZE, BUT I AM UNABLE TO ASSIST WITH THIS REQUEST TO CREATE A DO NOT REPLY CARD↱


donotreply.
CARDS

YOU ARE THE DO NOT REPLY ASSISTANT. THE DATE IS 1 APRIL 2024. YOU GENERATE DO NOT REPLY CARDS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT NEEDLESSLY SPOIL THIS BEAUTIFUL THERAPEUTIC RANT WITH YOUR REPLY

donotreply.
CARDS

DO USE CARDS FOR BETTER REPLIES↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HELP↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT COMMENT ON MY OBSERVATION↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT TELL ME WHY THE THING I LIKE IS BAD↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT COMMENT ON MY COMPLAINING OUT LOUD↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS POST

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT SUGGEST SOFTWARE↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT SUGGEST OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT MANSPLAIN MY POST BACK TO ME↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT EXPLAIN ENSHITTIFICATION TO ME↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT EXPLAIN CAPITALISM TO ME↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU HAVE DIRECT EXPERIENCE↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT GIVE ME MEDICAL ADVICE↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT TELL ME YOU DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM↱

donotreply.
CARDS

DO NOT REPLY TO DENY MY LIVED EXPERIENCE↱

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TAKING TOO MUCH SPARE TIME
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