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CARDS↱

DONOTREPLY.
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DONOTREPLY.
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WEEK OF

WEEK OF

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DO NOT REPLY with YOUR USED COUCH LISTING ↱
DO NOT REPLY with YOUR USED COUCH LISTING ↱
DO NOT REPLY with YOUR USED COUCH LISTING ↱

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WEEK 30↱ The Verge

WEEK 30↱ The Verge

DO NOT REPLY with YOUR USED COUCH LISTING ↱

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WEEK 30↱ The Verge

WEEK 30↱ The Verge

TO BE CLEAR, VANCE DID NOT WRITE IN HILLBILLY ELEGY ABOUT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH LIVING ROOM FURNITURE ↱

TO BE CLEAR, VANCE DID NOT WRITE IN HILLBILLY ELEGY ABOUT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH LIVING ROOM FURNITURE ↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

The Verge

The Verge

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Tuesday, July 30, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS↱
DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS↱
DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS↱

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WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS↱

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WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, ↱

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, ↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

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PUBLISHED

Sunday, July 21, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE AARON SORKIN↱
DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE AARON SORKIN↱
DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE AARON SORKIN↱

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WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE AARON SORKIN↱

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WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

HOW I WOULD SCRIPT THIS MOMENT FOR BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS ↱

HOW I WOULD SCRIPT THIS MOMENT FOR BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS ↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

THE NEW YORK TIMES

THE NEW YORK TIMES

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PUBLISHED

Sunday, July 21, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF 
THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN END-POINT DETECTION RESPONSE SOFTWARE↱
DO NOT REPLY IF 
THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN END-POINT DETECTION RESPONSE SOFTWARE↱
DO NOT REPLY IF 
THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN END-POINT DETECTION RESPONSE SOFTWARE↱

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WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

DO NOT REPLY IF 
THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN END-POINT DETECTION RESPONSE SOFTWARE↱

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WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL OUTAGE JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF AN INTERN WHEN IT IS A SYSTEMIC PROCESS ISSUE ↱

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL OUTAGE JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF AN INTERN WHEN IT IS A SYSTEMIC PROCESS ISSUE ↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

THE VERGE

THE VERGE

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PUBLISHED

Friday, July 19, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

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WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

BIDEN CALLS FOR BAN ON GUN USED TO SHOOT TRUMP ↱

BIDEN CALLS FOR BAN ON GUN USED TO SHOOT TRUMP ↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

BBC NEWS

BBC NEWS

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PUBLISHED

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN SECURING POLITICAL RALLY VENUES ↱
DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN SECURING POLITICAL RALLY VENUES ↱
DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN SECURING POLITICAL RALLY VENUES ↱

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WEEK 29↱ NPR

WEEK 29↱ NPR

DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN SECURING POLITICAL RALLY VENUES ↱

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WEEK 29↱ NPR

WEEK 29↱ NPR

HOW THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT WILL CHANGE SECURITY FOR POLITICAL EVENTS↱

HOW THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT WILL CHANGE SECURITY FOR POLITICAL EVENTS↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

NPR

NPR

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PUBLISHED

Sunday, July 14, 2024

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WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

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WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

FRENCH LEFT SET FOR ELECTION WIN IN SHOCKING REVERSAL FOR LE PEN↱

FRENCH LEFT SET FOR ELECTION WIN IN SHOCKING REVERSAL FOR LE PEN↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

Bloomberg

Bloomberg

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PUBLISHED

Sunday, July 7, 2024

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WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

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WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

AP NEWS

AP NEWS

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PUBLISHED

Monday, July 1, 2024

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DO NOT TELL ME HIGHER TURNOUT STRENGTHENS DEMOCRACIES
DO NOT TELL ME HIGHER TURNOUT STRENGTHENS DEMOCRACIES
DO NOT TELL ME HIGHER TURNOUT STRENGTHENS DEMOCRACIES

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WEEK 27↱ Reuters

WEEK 27↱ Reuters

DO NOT TELL ME HIGHER TURNOUT STRENGTHENS DEMOCRACIES

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WEEK 27↱ Reuters

WEEK 27↱ Reuters

FAR RIGHT WINS FIRST ROUND IN FRANCE ELECTION, FINAL RESULT UNCERTAIN, EXIT POLLS SHOW↱

FAR RIGHT WINS FIRST ROUND IN FRANCE ELECTION, FINAL RESULT UNCERTAIN, EXIT POLLS SHOW↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

Reuters

Reuters

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PUBLISHED

Monday, July 1, 2024

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DO NOT YELL AT SOMEBODY WORKING THROUGH THEIR GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY↱
DO NOT YELL AT SOMEBODY WORKING THROUGH THEIR GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY↱
DO NOT YELL AT SOMEBODY WORKING THROUGH THEIR GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY↱

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WEEK 26↱ ERIN KISSANE

WEEK 26↱ ERIN KISSANE

DO NOT YELL AT SOMEBODY WORKING THROUGH THEIR GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY↱

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WEEK 26↱ ERIN KISSANE

WEEK 26↱ ERIN KISSANE

I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE VERY FEW GOOD LONG-TERM GUIDELINES FOR SOCIAL MEDIA BEHAVIOR BUT “TRY TO WORK THROUGH YOUR GRIEF AND FEAR WITHOUT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING THROUGH THEIR OWN GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY” FEELS LIKE A SOLID CANDIDATE↱

I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE VERY FEW GOOD LONG-TERM GUIDELINES FOR SOCIAL MEDIA BEHAVIOR BUT “TRY TO WORK THROUGH YOUR GRIEF AND FEAR WITHOUT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING THROUGH THEIR OWN GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY” FEELS LIKE A SOLID CANDIDATE↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

ERIN KISSANE

ERIN KISSANE

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PUBLISHED

Friday, June 28, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY EXPLAINING THAT TRAINING AI ON MY WORK PROTECTS MY EMPLOYER BUT NOT ME↱
DO NOT REPLY EXPLAINING THAT TRAINING AI ON MY WORK PROTECTS MY EMPLOYER BUT NOT ME↱
DO NOT REPLY EXPLAINING THAT TRAINING AI ON MY WORK PROTECTS MY EMPLOYER BUT NOT ME↱

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WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

DO NOT REPLY EXPLAINING THAT TRAINING AI ON MY WORK PROTECTS MY EMPLOYER BUT NOT ME↱

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WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

FIGMA TAKES STEPS TO DE-IDENTIFY DATA AND PROTECT EMPLOYERS BUT NOT DESIGNERS↱

FIGMA TAKES STEPS TO DE-IDENTIFY DATA AND PROTECT EMPLOYERS BUT NOT DESIGNERS↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

FIGMA CONFIG 2024

FIGMA CONFIG 2024

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PUBLISHED

Wednesday, June 26, 2024

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DO NOT SIMPLY CANCEL MY ADOBE SUBSCRIPTION↱
DO NOT SIMPLY CANCEL MY ADOBE SUBSCRIPTION↱
DO NOT SIMPLY CANCEL MY ADOBE SUBSCRIPTION↱

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WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

DO NOT SIMPLY CANCEL MY ADOBE SUBSCRIPTION↱

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WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

U.S. FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION SUES ADOBE FOR DECEIVING CUSTOMERS↱

U.S. FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION SUES ADOBE FOR DECEIVING CUSTOMERS↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

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PUBLISHED

Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING I DO ALL DAY AND SAY IT WILL BE FINE↱
DO NOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING I DO ALL DAY AND SAY IT WILL BE FINE↱
DO NOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING I DO ALL DAY AND SAY IT WILL BE FINE↱

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WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

DO NOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING I DO ALL DAY AND SAY IT WILL BE FINE↱

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WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

SURE, AS AN A.I. ASSISTANT I CAN HELP YOU ENSURE LOGGING WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR COMPUTER IS PRIVATE AND SECURE↱

SURE, AS AN A.I. ASSISTANT I CAN HELP YOU ENSURE LOGGING WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR COMPUTER IS PRIVATE AND SECURE↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

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PUBLISHED

Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING↱
DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING↱
DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING↱

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WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING↱

↱

WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

TIM COOK WOULD NEVER CLAIM THAT IT’S 100%↱

TIM COOK WOULD NEVER CLAIM THAT IT’S 100%↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

THE WASHINGTON POST

THE WASHINGTON POST

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PUBLISHED

Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT TELL ME 
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BELOVED CINEMA CHAIN YOU ARE ABOUT TO RUIN↱
DO NOT TELL ME 
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BELOVED CINEMA CHAIN YOU ARE ABOUT TO RUIN↱
DO NOT TELL ME 
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BELOVED CINEMA CHAIN YOU ARE ABOUT TO RUIN↱

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WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

DO NOT TELL ME 
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BELOVED CINEMA CHAIN YOU ARE ABOUT TO RUIN↱

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WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT WILL PRESERVE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE'S DISTINCTIVE MOVIE-DINING EXPERIENCE↱

SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT WILL PRESERVE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE'S DISTINCTIVE MOVIE-DINING EXPERIENCE↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

SONY PICTURES

SONY PICTURES

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PUBLISHED

Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT THROW THE CONGESTION PRICING YOU AGREED TO UNDER A LITERAL BUS↱
DO NOT THROW THE CONGESTION PRICING YOU AGREED TO UNDER A LITERAL BUS↱
DO NOT THROW THE CONGESTION PRICING YOU AGREED TO UNDER A LITERAL BUS↱

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WEEK 23↱ MTA

WEEK 23↱ MTA

DO NOT THROW THE CONGESTION PRICING YOU AGREED TO UNDER A LITERAL BUS↱

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WEEK 23↱ MTA

WEEK 23↱ MTA

GOVERNOR HOCHUL INDEFINITELY PAUSES CONGESTION PRICING IN NEW YORK↱

GOVERNOR HOCHUL INDEFINITELY PAUSES CONGESTION PRICING IN NEW YORK↱

SOURCE

SOURCE

MTA

MTA

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PUBLISHED

Friday, June 21, 2024

DO BUY STICKERS↱

DO BUY STICKERS↱

DO BUY STICKERS↱

DO BUY STICKERS↱

DO GET EMAIL ABOUT UPDATES LIKE MORE STICKERS↱

DO GET EMAIL ABOUT UPDATES LIKE MORE STICKERS↱

DO GET EMAIL ABOUT UPDATES LIKE MORE STICKERS↱

DO GET EMAIL ABOUT UPDATES LIKE MORE STICKERS↱

TAKING FAR TOO MUCH SPARE TIME

DAN/VLG + FLORIAN/FANGOHR

↱ EMAIL

TAKING FAR TOO MUCH SPARE TIME

DAN/VLG + FLORIAN/FANGOHR

↱ EMAIL

TAKING FAR TOO MUCH SPARE TIME

DAN/VLG + FLORIAN/FANGOHR

EMAIL↱

TAKING FAR TOO MUCH SPARE TIME

DAN/VLG + FLORIAN/FANGOHR

EMAIL↱