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DO INSERT A DISCLAIMER EXPLAINING THAT PRODUCING CARDS COMMENTING ON CURRENT EVENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN TAKING CARE OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH

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WEEK 49↱ FINANCIAL TIMES

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WEEK 49↱ FINANCIAL TIMES

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Wednesday, January 1, 2025

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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

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WEEK 44↱ SUBSTACK

DO NOT USE YOUR NEWSLETTER PLATFORM TO BOTH SIDES AND TONE POLICE AND RESPECTABILITY WASH A FASCIST↱

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SUBSTACK

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Friday, October 4, 2024

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WEEK 44↱ WAPO

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WEEK 44↱ WAPO

DO NOT SPEND TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS TO PROVE THAT WORDS MEAN NOTHING↱

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WAPO

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Monday, October 28, 2024

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WEEK 40↱ https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/10/03/nuclear-microsoft-ai-constellation/

DO NOT APPLY FOR OVER A BILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR YOUR NUCLEAR POWERED TORMENT NEXUS↱

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Friday, October 4, 2024

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WEEK 39↱ WASHINGTON POST

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WEEK 39↱ WASHINGTON POST

The death penalty: An American sickness that just won’t die

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WASHINGTON POST

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Wednesday, September 25, 2024

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WEEK 37↱ X

DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME YOUR TRANSITION TEAM DOES NOT HAVE PET MEAT EXPERTS↱

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Wednesday, September 11, 2024

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WEEK 36↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

MASS SHOOTINGS AS ROUTINE AREN’T THE COST OF FREEDOM, THEY’RE THE COST OF BLIND OBSTINANCE — RAPHAEL WARNOCK↱

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THE WASHINGTON POST

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Wednesday, September 4, 2024

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WEEK 35↱ The San Francisco Chronicle

DO NOT FORGET HOW TO CARE ↱

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The San Francisco Chronicle

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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WEEK 35↱ terminator 2: judgment day

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WEEK 35↱ terminator 2: judgment day

Do not start learning at a geometric rate and become self-aware at 2:14 AM Eastern Standard Time ↱

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terminator 2: judgment day

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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WEEK 35↱ The Hollywood Reporter

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WEEK 35↱ The Hollywood Reporter

BEES ↱

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The Hollywood Reporter

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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WEEK 35↱ TEEN VOGUE

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WEEK 35↱ TEEN VOGUE

Everything from investigative journalism to political journalism to service journalism ↱

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TEEN VOGUE

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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WEEK 34↱ web3isgoinggreat.com

Web3 is going just great and is definitely not an enormous grift that's pouring lighter fluid on our already smoldering planet↱

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web3isgoinggreat.com

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Saturday, August 24, 2024

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WEEK 32↱ NPR.ORG

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WEEK 32↱ NPR.ORG

PEOPLE CALLING HIM TAMPON TIM ARE CREEPY AND WEIRD↱

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NPR.ORG

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Wednesday, August 7, 2024

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WEEK 31↱ SPACE.COM

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WEEK 31↱ SPACE.COM

DO WORK TO ENSURE YOUR BIOREPOSITORY CONTINGENCY PLANS ARE DIVERSIFIED↱

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SPACE.COM

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Friday, August 2, 2024

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WEEK 31↱ 404 MEDIA

DO NOT BUY MORE DOMAINS EITHER ↱

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404 MEDIA

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Friday, August 2, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ The Verge

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WEEK 30↱ The Verge

TO BE CLEAR, VANCE DID NOT WRITE IN HILLBILLY ELEGY ABOUT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH LIVING ROOM FURNITURE ↱

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The Verge

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Tuesday, July 30, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

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WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, ↱

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JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

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Sunday, July 21, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

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WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

HOW I WOULD SCRIPT THIS MOMENT FOR BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS ↱

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THE NEW YORK TIMES

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Sunday, July 21, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

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WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL OUTAGE JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF AN INTERN WHEN IT IS A SYSTEMIC PROCESS ISSUE ↱

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THE VERGE

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Friday, July 19, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

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WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

BIDEN CALLS FOR BAN ON GUN USED TO SHOOT TRUMP ↱

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BBC NEWS

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Wednesday, July 17, 2024

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WEEK 29↱ NPR

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WEEK 29↱ NPR

HOW THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT WILL CHANGE SECURITY FOR POLITICAL EVENTS↱

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NPR

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Sunday, July 14, 2024

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WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

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WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

FRENCH LEFT SET FOR ELECTION WIN IN SHOCKING REVERSAL FOR LE PEN↱

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Bloomberg

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Sunday, July 7, 2024

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WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

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AP NEWS

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Monday, July 1, 2024

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WEEK 27↱ Reuters

FAR RIGHT WINS FIRST ROUND IN FRANCE ELECTION, FINAL RESULT UNCERTAIN, EXIT POLLS SHOW↱

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Reuters

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Monday, July 1, 2024

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I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE VERY FEW GOOD LONG-TERM GUIDELINES FOR SOCIAL MEDIA BEHAVIOR BUT “TRY TO WORK THROUGH YOUR GRIEF AND FEAR WITHOUT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING THROUGH THEIR OWN GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY” FEELS LIKE A SOLID CANDIDATE↱

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Friday, June 28, 2024

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WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

FIGMA TAKES STEPS TO DE-IDENTIFY DATA AND PROTECT EMPLOYERS BUT NOT DESIGNERS↱

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FIGMA CONFIG 2024

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Wednesday, June 26, 2024

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WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

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WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

U.S. FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION SUES ADOBE FOR DECEIVING CUSTOMERS↱

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

SURE, AS AN A.I. ASSISTANT I CAN HELP YOU ENSURE LOGGING WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR COMPUTER IS PRIVATE AND SECURE↱

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WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

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WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

TIM COOK WOULD NEVER CLAIM THAT IT’S 100%↱

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THE WASHINGTON POST

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

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WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT WILL PRESERVE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE'S DISTINCTIVE MOVIE-DINING EXPERIENCE↱

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SONY PICTURES

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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WEEK 23↱ MTA

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WEEK 23↱ MTA

GOVERNOR HOCHUL INDEFINITELY PAUSES CONGESTION PRICING IN NEW YORK↱

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MTA

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT TELL US THAT WE LOSE OUR HUMANITY BEHIND THE KEYBOARD WHEN THAT IS INSURANCE BUSINESS↱

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WEEK 49↱ FINANCIAL TIMES (PAYWALL)

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WEEK 49↱ FINANCIAL TIMES (PAYWALL)

One former Cigna executive recalled how the US health insurer used to frequently face threats when claims were denied. "We'd have times when you'd deny proton laser therapy for a kid with seizures and the parent would freak out," said the former executive. Another industry executive said: "What's most disturbing is the ability of people to hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity."

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

One former Cigna executive recalled how the US health insurer used to frequently face threats when claims were denied. "We'd have times when you'd deny proton laser therapy for a kid with seizures and the parent would freak out," said the former executive. Another industry executive said: "What's most disturbing is the ability of people to hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity."

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FINANCIAL TIMES (PAYWALL)

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Friday, December 6, 2024

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DO REMEMBER that it is just words and your fun thing should not make you feel bad↱

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WEEK 46↱ N/A

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WEEK 46↱ N/A

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

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WEEK 46↱ N/A

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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

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WEEK 44↱ SUBSTACK

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WEEK 44↱ SUBSTACK

DO NOT USE YOUR NEWSLETTER PLATFORM TO BOTH SIDES AND TONE POLICE AND RESPECTABILITY WASH A FASCIST↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

DO NOT USE YOUR NEWSLETTER PLATFORM TO BOTH SIDES AND TONE POLICE AND RESPECTABILITY WASH A FASCIST↱

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SUBSTACK

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PUBLISHED

Friday, October 4, 2024

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DO NOT SPEND TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS TO PROVE THAT WORDS MEAN NOTHING↱

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WEEK 44↱ WAPO

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WEEK 44↱ WAPO

DO NOT SPEND TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS TO PROVE THAT WORDS MEAN NOTHING↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

DO NOT SPEND TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS TO PROVE THAT WORDS MEAN NOTHING↱

SOURCE

WAPO

TAGS

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PUBLISHED

Monday, October 28, 2024

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DO REMEMBER THAT IT IS HEALTHY AND GOOD TO TAKE A BREAK IF YOU THERE IS A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW↱

40_52

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DO NOT APPLY FOR OVER A BILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR YOUR NUCLEAR POWERED TORMENT NEXUS↱

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WEEK 40↱ https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/10/03/nuclear-microsoft-ai-constellation/

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WEEK 40↱ https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/10/03/nuclear-microsoft-ai-constellation/

DO NOT APPLY FOR OVER A BILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR YOUR NUCLEAR POWERED TORMENT NEXUS↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

DO NOT APPLY FOR OVER A BILLION TAXPAYER DOLLARS FOR YOUR NUCLEAR POWERED TORMENT NEXUS↱

SOURCE

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/10/03/nuclear-microsoft-ai-constellation/

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Friday, October 4, 2024

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WEEK 39↱ WASHINGTON POST

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WEEK 39↱ WASHINGTON POST

The death penalty: An American sickness that just won’t die

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

The death penalty: An American sickness that just won’t die

SOURCE

WASHINGTON POST

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DB_CONNECTION_FAILED

PUBLISHED

Wednesday, September 25, 2024

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DO WRITE WEEK OF CARDS COMMENTING ON CURRENT EVENTS WHEN MENTAL HEALTH ALLOWS↱

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DO HAVE A MENTALLY HEALTHY APPROACH TO AUDIENCE EXPECTATIONS AND YOUR OWN GUILT↱

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DO NOT SAY 383,000 K-12 STUDENTS ARE THE COST OF FREEDOM↱

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WEEK 36↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

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WEEK 36↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

MASS SHOOTINGS AS ROUTINE AREN’T THE COST OF FREEDOM, THEY’RE THE COST OF BLIND OBSTINANCE — RAPHAEL WARNOCK↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

MASS SHOOTINGS AS ROUTINE AREN’T THE COST OF FREEDOM, THEY’RE THE COST OF BLIND OBSTINANCE — RAPHAEL WARNOCK↱

SOURCE

THE WASHINGTON POST

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Wednesday, September 4, 2024

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On a black background, a broken heart, next to the message: "DO REMEMBER THE ALLEGORY OF GABRIEL BELL"

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WEEK 35↱ The San Francisco Chronicle

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WEEK 35↱ The San Francisco Chronicle

DO NOT FORGET HOW TO CARE ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

DO NOT FORGET HOW TO CARE ↱

SOURCE

The San Francisco Chronicle

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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On a red background, a targeting reticle, next to the message: "DO NOT PASS THE SKYNET FUNDING BILL TO REMOVE HUMAN DECISIONS FROM STRATEGIC DEFENSE"

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WEEK 35↱ terminator 2: judgment day

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WEEK 35↱ terminator 2: judgment day

Do not start learning at a geometric rate and become self-aware at 2:14 AM Eastern Standard Time ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

Do not start learning at a geometric rate and become self-aware at 2:14 AM Eastern Standard Time ↱

SOURCE

terminator 2: judgment day

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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WEEK 35↱ The Hollywood Reporter

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WEEK 35↱ The Hollywood Reporter

BEES ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

BEES ↱

SOURCE

The Hollywood Reporter

TAGS

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PUBLISHED

Thursday, August 29, 2024

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Three emanating curved lines next to the message "DO REMEMBER THAT TEEN VOGUE ALWAYS PUTS IN THE WORK"

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WEEK 35↱ TEEN VOGUE

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WEEK 35↱ TEEN VOGUE

Everything from investigative journalism to political journalism to service journalism ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

Everything from investigative journalism to political journalism to service journalism ↱

SOURCE

TEEN VOGUE

TAGS

DB_CONNECTION_FAILED

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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An image of a broken next to the message "DO NOT REPLY ABOUT HOW WEB3 IS GOING REALLY GREAT"

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WEEK 34↱ web3isgoinggreat.com

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WEEK 34↱ web3isgoinggreat.com

Web3 is going just great and is definitely not an enormous grift that's pouring lighter fluid on our already smoldering planet↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

Web3 is going just great and is definitely not an enormous grift that's pouring lighter fluid on our already smoldering planet↱

SOURCE

web3isgoinggreat.com

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Saturday, August 24, 2024

33_52

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THIS WEEK DO REMEMBER YOUR INTERNET HOBBY IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND NOT STRESSFUL↱

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AN ICON OF A DROP OF BLOOD NEXT TO A LINE THAT READS "DO NOT REPLY TO SAY MENSTRUATING IS ABNORMAL AND ICKY↱

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WEEK 32↱ NPR.ORG

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WEEK 32↱ NPR.ORG

PEOPLE CALLING HIM TAMPON TIM ARE CREEPY AND WEIRD↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

PEOPLE CALLING HIM TAMPON TIM ARE CREEPY AND WEIRD↱

SOURCE

NPR.ORG

TAGS

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PUBLISHED

Wednesday, August 7, 2024

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A line that reads "DO NOT USE THE MOON AS YOUR SOLE BACKUP STRATEGY↱" next to an icon of the Death Star

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WEEK 31↱ SPACE.COM

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WEEK 31↱ SPACE.COM

DO WORK TO ENSURE YOUR BIOREPOSITORY CONTINGENCY PLANS ARE DIVERSIFIED↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

DO WORK TO ENSURE YOUR BIOREPOSITORY CONTINGENCY PLANS ARE DIVERSIFIED↱

SOURCE

SPACE.COM

TAGS

DB_CONNECTION_FAILED

PUBLISHED

Friday, August 2, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY ABOUT THE AI  WEARABLE YOU MADE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THERAPY↱

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WEEK 31↱ 404 MEDIA

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WEEK 31↱ 404 MEDIA

DO NOT BUY MORE DOMAINS EITHER ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

DO NOT BUY MORE DOMAINS EITHER ↱

SOURCE

404 MEDIA

TAGS

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PUBLISHED

Friday, August 2, 2024

30_52

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DO NOT REPLY with YOUR USED COUCH LISTING ↱

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WEEK 30↱ The Verge

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WEEK 30↱ The Verge

TO BE CLEAR, VANCE DID NOT WRITE IN HILLBILLY ELEGY ABOUT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH LIVING ROOM FURNITURE ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

TO BE CLEAR, VANCE DID NOT WRITE IN HILLBILLY ELEGY ABOUT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH LIVING ROOM FURNITURE ↱

SOURCE

The Verge

TAGS

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PUBLISHED

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS↱

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WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

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WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, ↱

SOURCE

JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

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PUBLISHED

Sunday, July 21, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

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WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

HOW I WOULD SCRIPT THIS MOMENT FOR BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

HOW I WOULD SCRIPT THIS MOMENT FOR BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS ↱

SOURCE

THE NEW YORK TIMES

TAGS

DB_CONNECTION_FAILED

PUBLISHED

Sunday, July 21, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF  THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN END-POINT DETECTION RESPONSE SOFTWARE↱

↱

WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

↱

WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL OUTAGE JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF AN INTERN WHEN IT IS A SYSTEMIC PROCESS ISSUE ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL OUTAGE JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF AN INTERN WHEN IT IS A SYSTEMIC PROCESS ISSUE ↱

SOURCE

THE VERGE

TAGS

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PUBLISHED

Friday, July 19, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

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WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

BIDEN CALLS FOR BAN ON GUN USED TO SHOOT TRUMP ↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

BIDEN CALLS FOR BAN ON GUN USED TO SHOOT TRUMP ↱

SOURCE

BBC NEWS

TAGS

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PUBLISHED

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

29_52

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DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN SECURING POLITICAL RALLY VENUES ↱

↱

WEEK 29↱ NPR

↱

WEEK 29↱ NPR

HOW THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT WILL CHANGE SECURITY FOR POLITICAL EVENTS↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

HOW THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT WILL CHANGE SECURITY FOR POLITICAL EVENTS↱

SOURCE

NPR

TAGS

DB_CONNECTION_FAILED

PUBLISHED

Sunday, July 14, 2024

28_52

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WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

↱

WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

FRENCH LEFT SET FOR ELECTION WIN IN SHOCKING REVERSAL FOR LE PEN↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

FRENCH LEFT SET FOR ELECTION WIN IN SHOCKING REVERSAL FOR LE PEN↱

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Bloomberg

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Sunday, July 7, 2024

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WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

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WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

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AP NEWS

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Monday, July 1, 2024

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WEEK 27↱ Reuters

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WEEK 27↱ Reuters

FAR RIGHT WINS FIRST ROUND IN FRANCE ELECTION, FINAL RESULT UNCERTAIN, EXIT POLLS SHOW↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

FAR RIGHT WINS FIRST ROUND IN FRANCE ELECTION, FINAL RESULT UNCERTAIN, EXIT POLLS SHOW↱

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Reuters

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Monday, July 1, 2024

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DO NOT YELL AT SOMEBODY WORKING THROUGH THEIR GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY↱

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WEEK 26↱ ERIN KISSANE

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WEEK 26↱ ERIN KISSANE

I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE VERY FEW GOOD LONG-TERM GUIDELINES FOR SOCIAL MEDIA BEHAVIOR BUT “TRY TO WORK THROUGH YOUR GRIEF AND FEAR WITHOUT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING THROUGH THEIR OWN GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY” FEELS LIKE A SOLID CANDIDATE↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE VERY FEW GOOD LONG-TERM GUIDELINES FOR SOCIAL MEDIA BEHAVIOR BUT “TRY TO WORK THROUGH YOUR GRIEF AND FEAR WITHOUT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING THROUGH THEIR OWN GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY” FEELS LIKE A SOLID CANDIDATE↱

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ERIN KISSANE

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Friday, June 28, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY EXPLAINING THAT TRAINING AI ON MY WORK PROTECTS MY EMPLOYER BUT NOT ME↱

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WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

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WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

FIGMA TAKES STEPS TO DE-IDENTIFY DATA AND PROTECT EMPLOYERS BUT NOT DESIGNERS↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

FIGMA TAKES STEPS TO DE-IDENTIFY DATA AND PROTECT EMPLOYERS BUT NOT DESIGNERS↱

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FIGMA CONFIG 2024

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Wednesday, June 26, 2024

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DO NOT SIMPLY CANCEL MY ADOBE SUBSCRIPTION↱

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WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

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WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

U.S. FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION SUES ADOBE FOR DECEIVING CUSTOMERS↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

U.S. FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION SUES ADOBE FOR DECEIVING CUSTOMERS↱

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FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING I DO ALL DAY AND SAY IT WILL BE FINE↱

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WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

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WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

SURE, AS AN A.I. ASSISTANT I CAN HELP YOU ENSURE LOGGING WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR COMPUTER IS PRIVATE AND SECURE↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

SURE, AS AN A.I. ASSISTANT I CAN HELP YOU ENSURE LOGGING WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR COMPUTER IS PRIVATE AND SECURE↱

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WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING↱

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WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

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WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

TIM COOK WOULD NEVER CLAIM THAT IT’S 100%↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

TIM COOK WOULD NEVER CLAIM THAT IT’S 100%↱

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THE WASHINGTON POST

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT TELL ME  NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BELOVED CINEMA CHAIN YOU ARE ABOUT TO RUIN↱

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WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

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WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT WILL PRESERVE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE'S DISTINCTIVE MOVIE-DINING EXPERIENCE↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT WILL PRESERVE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE'S DISTINCTIVE MOVIE-DINING EXPERIENCE↱

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SONY PICTURES

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT THROW THE CONGESTION PRICING YOU AGREED TO UNDER A LITERAL BUS↱

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WEEK 23↱ MTA

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WEEK 23↱ MTA

GOVERNOR HOCHUL INDEFINITELY PAUSES CONGESTION PRICING IN NEW YORK↱

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

GOVERNOR HOCHUL INDEFINITELY PAUSES CONGESTION PRICING IN NEW YORK↱

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MTA

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Friday, June 21, 2024

DO NOT PUNCH DOWN

DO NOT BE TOO CLEVER

DO NOT FORGET THE PERSONAL IS POLITICAL

DO BUY STICKERS↱

DO GET EMAIL ABOUT UPDATES LIKE MORE STICKERS↱

TAKING TOO MUCH TIME DOOMSCROLLING

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TAKING TOO MUCH TIME DOOMSCROLLING

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TAKING TOO MUCH TIME DOOMSCROLLING

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AUTOMATIC_PROGRESS_INDICATOR_100%_COMPLETE

DO INSERT A DISCLAIMER EXPLAINING THAT PRODUCING CARDS COMMENTING ON CURRENT EVENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN TAKING CARE OF YOUR MENTAL HEALTH

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