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DO NOT SAY 383,000 K-12 STUDENTS ARE THE COST OF FREEDOM↱

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WEEK 36↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

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WEEK 36↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

MASS SHOOTINGS AS ROUTINE AREN’T THE COST OF FREEDOM, THEY’RE THE COST OF BLIND OBSTINANCE — RAPHAEL WARNOCK↱

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THE WASHINGTON POST

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Wednesday, September 4, 2024

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On a black background, a broken heart, next to the message: "DO REMEMBER THE ALLEGORY OF GABRIEL BELL"

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WEEK 35↱ The San Francisco Chronicle

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WEEK 35↱ The San Francisco Chronicle

DO NOT FORGET HOW TO CARE ↱

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The San Francisco Chronicle

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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On a red background, a targeting reticle, next to the message: "DO NOT PASS THE SKYNET FUNDING BILL TO REMOVE HUMAN DECISIONS FROM STRATEGIC DEFENSE"

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WEEK 35↱ terminator 2: judgment day

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WEEK 35↱ terminator 2: judgment day

Do not start learning at a geometric rate and become self-aware at 2:14 AM Eastern Standard Time ↱

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terminator 2: judgment day

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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WEEK 35↱ The Hollywood Reporter

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WEEK 35↱ The Hollywood Reporter

BEES ↱

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The Hollywood Reporter

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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WEEK 35↱ TEEN VOGUE

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WEEK 35↱ TEEN VOGUE

Everything from investigative journalism to political journalism to service journalism ↱

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TEEN VOGUE

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Thursday, August 29, 2024

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An image of a broken next to the message "DO NOT REPLY ABOUT HOW WEB3 IS GOING REALLY GREAT"

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WEEK 34↱ web3isgoinggreat.com

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WEEK 34↱ web3isgoinggreat.com

Web3 is going just great and is definitely not an enormous grift that's pouring lighter fluid on our already smoldering planet↱

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web3isgoinggreat.com

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Saturday, August 24, 2024

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AN ICON OF A DROP OF BLOOD NEXT TO A LINE THAT READS "DO NOT REPLY TO SAY MENSTRUATING IS ABNORMAL AND ICKY↱

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WEEK 32↱ NPR.ORG

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WEEK 32↱ NPR.ORG

PEOPLE CALLING HIM TAMPON TIM ARE CREEPY AND WEIRD↱

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NPR.ORG

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Wednesday, August 7, 2024

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A line that reads "DO NOT USE THE MOON AS YOUR SOLE BACKUP STRATEGY↱" next to an icon of the Death Star

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WEEK 31↱ SPACE.COM

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WEEK 31↱ SPACE.COM

DO WORK TO ENSURE YOUR BIOREPOSITORY CONTINGENCY PLANS ARE DIVERSIFIED↱

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SPACE.COM

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Friday, August 2, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY ABOUT THE AI  WEARABLE YOU MADE INSTEAD OF GOING TO THERAPY↱

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WEEK 31↱ 404 MEDIA

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WEEK 31↱ 404 MEDIA

DO NOT BUY MORE DOMAINS EITHER ↱

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404 MEDIA

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Friday, August 2, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY with YOUR USED COUCH LISTING ↱

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WEEK 30↱ The Verge

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WEEK 30↱ The Verge

TO BE CLEAR, VANCE DID NOT WRITE IN HILLBILLY ELEGY ABOUT HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH LIVING ROOM FURNITURE ↱

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The Verge

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Tuesday, July 30, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORAL POLITICS↱

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WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

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WEEK 30↱ JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, ↱

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JOE BIDEN / INSTAGRAM

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Sunday, July 21, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

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WEEK 30↱ THE NEW YORK TIMES

HOW I WOULD SCRIPT THIS MOMENT FOR BIDEN AND THE DEMOCRATS ↱

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THE NEW YORK TIMES

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Sunday, July 21, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF  THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN END-POINT DETECTION RESPONSE SOFTWARE↱

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WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

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WEEK 30↱ THE VERGE

DO NOT REPLY IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE A GLOBAL OUTAGE JOKE AT THE EXPENSE OF AN INTERN WHEN IT IS A SYSTEMIC PROCESS ISSUE ↱

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THE VERGE

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Friday, July 19, 2024

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WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

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WEEK 30↱ BBC NEWS

BIDEN CALLS FOR BAN ON GUN USED TO SHOOT TRUMP ↱

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BBC NEWS

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Wednesday, July 17, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY IF THIS WEEK YOU ARE AN EXPERT IN SECURING POLITICAL RALLY VENUES ↱

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WEEK 29↱ NPR

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WEEK 29↱ NPR

HOW THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT WILL CHANGE SECURITY FOR POLITICAL EVENTS↱

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NPR

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Sunday, July 14, 2024

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WEEK 28↱ Bloomberg

FRENCH LEFT SET FOR ELECTION WIN IN SHOCKING REVERSAL FOR LE PEN↱

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Bloomberg

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Sunday, July 7, 2024

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WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

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WEEK 27↱ AP NEWS

SUPREME COURT RULES EX-PRESIDENTS HAVE BROAD IMMUNITY, DIMMING CHANCE OF A PRE-ELECTION TRUMP TRIAL↱

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AP NEWS

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Monday, July 1, 2024

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DO NOT TELL ME HIGHER TURNOUT STRENGTHENS DEMOCRACIES

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WEEK 27↱ Reuters

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WEEK 27↱ Reuters

FAR RIGHT WINS FIRST ROUND IN FRANCE ELECTION, FINAL RESULT UNCERTAIN, EXIT POLLS SHOW↱

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Reuters

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Monday, July 1, 2024

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DO NOT YELL AT SOMEBODY WORKING THROUGH THEIR GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY↱

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WEEK 26↱ ERIN KISSANE

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WEEK 26↱ ERIN KISSANE

I FEEL LIKE THERE ARE VERY FEW GOOD LONG-TERM GUIDELINES FOR SOCIAL MEDIA BEHAVIOR BUT “TRY TO WORK THROUGH YOUR GRIEF AND FEAR WITHOUT YELLING AT PEOPLE WHO ARE WORKING THROUGH THEIR OWN GRIEF AND FEAR IN THEIR OWN WAY” FEELS LIKE A SOLID CANDIDATE↱

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ERIN KISSANE

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Friday, June 28, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY EXPLAINING THAT TRAINING AI ON MY WORK PROTECTS MY EMPLOYER BUT NOT ME↱

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WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

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WEEK 26↱ FIGMA CONFIG 2024

FIGMA TAKES STEPS TO DE-IDENTIFY DATA AND PROTECT EMPLOYERS BUT NOT DESIGNERS↱

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FIGMA CONFIG 2024

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Wednesday, June 26, 2024

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DO NOT SIMPLY CANCEL MY ADOBE SUBSCRIPTION↱

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WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

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WEEK 26↱ FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

U.S. FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION SUES ADOBE FOR DECEIVING CUSTOMERS↱

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FEDERAL TRADE COMMISSION

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYTHING I DO ALL DAY AND SAY IT WILL BE FINE↱

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WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

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WEEK 25↱ WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

SURE, AS AN A.I. ASSISTANT I CAN HELP YOU ENSURE LOGGING WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR COMPUTER IS PRIVATE AND SECURE↱

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WINDOWS EXPERIENCE BLOG

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT REPLY UNLESS YOU ARE 100% SURE YOU ARE NOT HALLUCINATING↱

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WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

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WEEK 24↱ THE WASHINGTON POST

TIM COOK WOULD NEVER CLAIM THAT IT’S 100%↱

SOURCE

THE WASHINGTON POST

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT TELL ME  NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE BELOVED CINEMA CHAIN YOU ARE ABOUT TO RUIN↱

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WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

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WEEK 24↱ SONY PICTURES

SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT WILL PRESERVE ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE'S DISTINCTIVE MOVIE-DINING EXPERIENCE↱

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SONY PICTURES

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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DO NOT THROW THE CONGESTION PRICING YOU AGREED TO UNDER A LITERAL BUS↱

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WEEK 23↱ MTA

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WEEK 23↱ MTA

GOVERNOR HOCHUL INDEFINITELY PAUSES CONGESTION PRICING IN NEW YORK↱

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MTA

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Friday, June 21, 2024

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