DO NOT TELL ME YOU WILL NEED A BIGGER BOAT↱
DAGGERS / ASTERISKS
† 1 IGNORE WARNINGS ↱ EATEN BY SHARK
1975 —JAWS
† 2 IGNORE WARNINGS ↱ KILLED BY SCHOOL OF GENETICALLY MODIFIED PIRANHAS IN LAKE ADVERTISED WITH THE DREADED SUMMER CAMP THE WORST
1978 — PIRANHA
† 3 IGNORES WARNING ↱ DIES ENCOUNTERING THE MASSIVE SEA MONSTER WITH THE NAME OF GORGO WHICH THE MOVIE IS ALSO NAMED AFTER GO FIGURE
1961 — GORGO
† 4 IGNORE WARNINGS ↱ KILLED ABOARD A LUXURY CRUISE SHIP IN THE SOUTH CHINA SEA
BY NOT SO LUX TENTACLE MONSTERS
1998 — DEEP RISING
† 5 IGNORES WARNING ↱ GETS EATEN BY CROC A LARGE ONE
1999 — LAKE PLACID