† 1 GETS UNLUCKY ↱ TURNS FROM HORRIFIC RITUAL CENTURIES AGO JUST TO BE TRAPPED IN CHILD’S BODY ↱ NOW STUCK IN SURVIVAL MODE AND FOREVER ON LONELY UNLESS YOU INVITE HIM IN
2008 —LET THE RIGHT ONE IN

† 2 IGNORES WARNING ↱ DABBLES IN NECROMANCY ↱ DABBLES IN FIGHTING TURKS ↱ DABBLES IN DARK ARTS ↱ DABBLES IN ALCHEMY ↱ SOMEHOW DABBLES SELF INTO VAMPIRE ↱ ONLY REALLY STOPS DABBLING AFTER BEING STABBED THROUGH HEART AND GETTING HEAD LOPPED OFF
1897 — DRACULA BY BRAM STOKER

† 3 IGNORES WARNING ↱ GETS BITTEN BY DRACULA ↱ TURNS ↱ STAKED THROUGH THE HEART BY VAN HELSING
1897 — DRACULA BY BRAM STOKER

† 4 IGNORES WARNING ↱ FIGHTS DRACULA ↱ GETS STABBED BY ONE OF DRACULA’S 3 BRIDES AFTER LOPPING DRACULA’S HEAD OF
1897 — DRACULA BY BRAM STOKER

† 5 IGNORES WARNING ↱ STAKED THROUGH HEART
1931 — DRACULA

† 6 IGNORES WARNING ↱ KILLED BY VAMPIRES ↱ REANIMATED BY VAMPIRES
2008 — TRUE BLOOD

† 7 IGNORES WARNING ↱ STILL A VAMPIRE BUNNY THAT DRAINS VEGETABLES OF JUICE TO THIS DAY
1979 — BUNNICULA BY JAMES HOWE

† 8 IGNORE WARNINGS ↱ TRANSFORMED INTO A VAMPIRE BY KURT BARLOW ↱ STAKED BY BEN MEARS DO NOT REPLY TO SAY STAKING GETS LONG IN THE TOOTH THIS WAS A GOOD ONE
1975 — SALEM’S LOT

† 9 IGNORES WARNING ↱ ALIEN VAMPIRE DRAINED OF LIFE-FORCE ENERGY ↱ DESTROYED
1985 — LIFEFORCE

† 10 IGNORES WARNING ↱ TRANSFORMS INTO BLOOD GOD VARIETY OF VAMPIRE ↱ GETS INJECTED BY BLADE WITH ANTICOAGULANT THAT CAUSES HIM TO EXPLODE WITHOUT REALLY BEING ABLE TO ENJOY BEING A BLOOD GOD VAMPIRE FOR VERY LONG
1998 —BLADE

† 11 IGNORES WARNING ↱ KILLS SELF DUE TO MORAL AND PERSONAL CONFLICTS RELATED TO VAMPIRE LIFE SO THAT HE IS NOT A PROBLEM ANY MORE WHEW
2008+ —TRUE BLOOD

† 12 IGNORES WARNING ↱ TRANSFORMED INTO VAMPIRE BY PETYR ↱ ADJUSTS TO LIFE AS A VAMPIRE WHICH IS NOT EASY LET ME TELL YOU
2022 —WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

† 13 IGNORES WARNING ↱ KILLED BY SUNLIGHT AFTER AN ENCOUNTER WITH VAMPIRE HUNTERS WHICH IS SOMETHING NEW AT THE END
2022 —WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS